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Marvel Studios
An Analysis of Recent Queer Representation at Marvel Studios
Hey There Gay Bros,
I once again wrote another article instead of new fiction. Sorry!
Honestly though... I really don't know if anyone likes or reads either... but I wanted to talk about the movie The Eternals... after having recently viewed the film... and maybe some of you would be still interested.
But first a few caveats....
I use the word queer in the title. Its a bit of a joke though. And I used it knowingly.
I actively think "Queer" is a terrible word for "Completely Scientifically Explainable Biology".
And I think building an "identity" out of unusual... when you're sort of not... at heart... is maybe the wrong way of going about things.
Let alone that this is a war for the future... and everything...everthing... counts. To choose to live "the realsies freedom dream" early (whatever that is to you) blind to how you effect the current reality... is a just plain wrong strategy... and is created by the gay ideaology... of "be who you are" and it will all just work out fine. Because that's how it should work!
Actually fairytales though are indeed... false.
How it should work... is not how it actually is.
Wars are indeed lost.
The innocent do die.
That you can be "an exploding rainbow" and demand universal adoration is in conflict with a reality based view of time and history... and delays the day that the real "exploding rainbows" won't be accosted for it. Really and truly.
I am about to slam Marvel as incompetent.
But Marvel may have just lost millions of dollars in its recent addition of gay characters to its movie studio roster.
I do not have their data analysis and I wish I did. Whatever the truth is in the end though... they risked for us all... and that effort should be acknowledged.
The amount of complaints they get about even mentioning the "evil gays" just briefly is .... shocking!
However... when someone is laying it all down on the line for me.... and then doing it needlessly badly..
I will be the aspergers case to tell them their efforts were wasted... and if they really want to accomplish your goals... they should really try to listen to this analysis. For the better of us all.
It is written by someone with a better base level scientific understanding of the world... than the world's best professors... with proof of that too!
This is the REAL... Peter Parker writing this... as weird as that sounds.
And... the REAL gay Peter knows a lot about the gays that is not easy to hire... anywhere. No, your art degree or talent or human resources hiring expertise or oncall best gayfriend DOES NOT qualify you to engineer society well. At all.
And when it comes to the gays... and the decades of failed "queer" backlash representations... maybe anyone should start listening to new ideas when they are talked. Whatever well written anonymous online post they might be derived from.
I am sure that Marvel somewhere at sometime has known of or talked about Telemachus and its audience... even if just briefly.
This because there is no "gay world" counterpart of equal measure to the majority culture. And whatever tiny websites or communities do exist... do stand out at large in their analysis of "gay traffic."
The gays do not buy "rainbow" characters as much as the artists would nearly like for their efforts... and as such traffic to sites like "Telemachus" are monitored.... with questions like.... why doesn't this audience have "straight"-like behaviors to avaialble releases?
Unfortunately these financial analysists are not the world's best data understanders. And its not even close. END OF SENTENCE.
Its not about brunt math ability... for understanding complicated social reactions...
...its about being able to interpret reality with a clear view....
...and here you should really only take the advice of died in the labcoat wool scientists. End of sentence again. Just how it is.
And here is where... the task of talking about sexual desires... art.... its viewers... and societies needs is so difficult to discuss in a SFW setting ... that the gays are left dying in the cold because no one really knew what to say or what totally was going on. Or had the blank dead cred of a scientist to explain it with absolute ease.
If the first sentence they say about Telemachus is not "Its viewers are on average masculine acting gay men with women-like brains awkward about their own domination fantasies with villains while sort of roleplaying as the hero".... then they have done you a disservice in their analysis. Mostly because such disarms a lot of "rape" content... that women naturally get when they read 50 Shades of Grey.
Watch out for that bitch! She's a real scary one! *facepalm*
Oh... wait... no! Quite to the contrary!
Oh well... Peter knows the world well enough to know the caliber of analysis we usually get.
One that flinches from conveying truth to those not able to handle it.
Usually thinking the data looks bad for the gays actually.... when in reality... we are just never given the data avengers we need.
... And so now the analysis....
The Hero The Gays Need! Really?
The basics! Who is he and why!?
Marvel has had gays in its comics for years...
Northstar... Colossus/Wolverine in the shower... and a lot more recently too!
And I do believe it is because the artists are sympathetic to our cause.
But the movie industry has been far slower to include our kind... due to the financial risk involved.
But now with The Eternals... a team of heroes created out of diversity mathematics... there is now room for a gay man to fly the gallant skies!
And here he is boys... behold what is in the movies now just for you!
"ALL I CARE ABOUT IS TRYING TO RAISE MY DAUGHTER!"
What a heroic battlecry for the ages. A true warrior of legend. 0_0
He is the hero you want to save you at night!
....
No?
Its because actually this gay character was created with minimal thought on what the gays need for themselves directly. Instead focusing on what incorrect analysts believe will market well to convince haters we are not evil.
See how normal he is?
ALL HE WANTS IS TO TEACH HIS CHILD TO BRUSH THEIR TEETH!
Can't you see he should NOT be hunted down and bludgeoned to death with a rock!?
And that's how you get a character... THAT DOES NOT IN ANY WAY MARKET TO ITS MINORITY AUDIENCE!
This character is not for the gays at all! Literally... not created for our eyes at all!
He is to teach the straights not to kill us! He is literally for their eyes still!
How entertaining!
And this desire to teach the straights we are not evil with overwhelming banality.... eventually even overshrouds this fields even basic truisms!
Let's recite the four C's of good marketing!
Chris Pratt
Chris Evans
Chris Hemsworth
Chris Pine
So then ... what can we see here about reality?
That when it really matters. When all their own chips were on the line.
Those with good sense... will not risk their returns on fairytales, hopes and dreams...
They will scour the Earth for the most jaw droppingly beautiful actors in the world... and not launch an intelligent campaign to change the planet unless they can fill literal battle lines with such individuals.
And so who in the end does little gay Joey grow up wanting to be like...STILL?
Superman.
Blade.
Not this guy!
THIS IS NOT THE HERO GAY BOYS SHOULD EVER WANT TO BE LIKE UNLESS YOU WANT THEM TO DIE.
Whining and using his children for sympathy to those that will have none when they come with their stones.
Do you not see the REAL LIFE EXAMPLE... you have given out to the audience to emulate!!?
One with a REAL LIFE DEATH STRATEGY!
Looking for the goodness in others is his defense!
And... he's dead! DEAD!
Dead with all the others you didn't scream in their faces to live smart. And not believe the saddest of sob stories WILL EVER hold off the knives.
NEWSFLASH!
What works for other minorities DOES NOT WORK for the gays!
Our children and families elicit far less of an emotional response... biologically... and always will.
Do you even know the walls of the maze you are trying to navigate?
Are you even sure it does not cause a flare up of anger to even see a gay family unit?
And the answer interestingly enough is not then... to reach new levels of banality to not cause offense.
The answer is Blade.
The answer is power.
The answer is a killer that can be respected by killers.
The answer to those in the industry hand wringing about the content on Telemachus and other fansites... that would better solve such Zion-like abberations... is to create better targeted content themselves for such individuals. Not boring non offensive... becoming repulsive in its own way... to everyone.
So that gay Joey grows up wanting to be the cool dashing gay hero... and eventually has the fantasies "being" that character as an adult in a sexual situation... rather than all the straight ones currently seen on the site
(If such were to be their goals.)
Gay characters do not need children to be the best examples to themselves or anyone else.
And in fact if your life strategy for the gays involves an offer of needing an extra 50k-200k than their peers in order to have that same life.... then you really haven't life planned well for them at all in your "visions" of equality.
The gays will always naturally have far less children.
And selling them dreams to the contrary is selling off a pipe dream to many and not at all saying so.
Or did you not know?
Or did you think your liberal dream of a world in racial harmony... naturally has the gays as just another shade of the rainbow?
It will never work that way in reality.
And intelligent choices need to taken to correct the current course.
Saving the lives of effeminate gay men will be indeed be better accomplished by the following:
Teaching the straights not kill us by use of masculine gay characters like... Omar from The Wire.
Not with use of fey characters that can be identified at all by sight or affectations.
Its a bit counterintuitive actually but true nonetheless.
Saving queer fey Joey will be done by teaching the straights to befriend the far cooler, bloodier gay hero.
And he will get unbullied by being able to tag along on the collective unconscious coattails of a gay dude far manlier than he will ever be able to be himself.
Is this how it should work? No!
But many gays will fight tooth and nail... that crossdressing fey Joey should win a popularity content with a quarterback.
And it just will never be.
A far better strategy to save our lives... is to create a gay quarterback killer hero.
And queermo Joey... will be sort of learned to be his far less cooler gay cousin... that isn't quite at the exact kill level he was before.
Furthermore... there is a level of implicit stereotyping involved in any gay character created distinguishable by sight. As is this one.
And its taboo to talk on all around. Many gays see accepting visual gender diferences as the very fight in and of itself!
It isn't.
That's actually the hard fight, uphill both ways.
A base level reasoning of what is not "kill abnormal" can be achieved for the gays by ducking the visual fight at first. Its always really to have a strong base built with a natural outreach ambassadors... then starting with an instinctual looking clown trying to explain they never intended to be a clown.
And like it or not... the gays also do not on average understand... the level of "ugly" or "weakness" that is percieved by even the slightest hint of effeminity in a male rival peer.
It is a Baryon Sweep down to the tiniest detail!
This was what our brains evolved to do well!
Recognize outsiders!
So when the liberals queers in Hollywood have their bright ideas to reduce hatred of effeminte gay men... by creating gay characters... with effiminate details....
WARNING! WARNING!
SCIENCE EVOLUTION BIOLOGY DISAGREES!
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But won't it normalize my swish sashay?
No... bitch!
You just created the red states!
Those that hip dance when they walk will only not be targeted when they can be understood by the easier to befriend "killerier" version they just aren't naturally.
And that's why this character fails to reach the straights.
While always failing to reach the gays by never really trying from the start.
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If I can read the tea leaves correctly... it took a lot of Crazy Rich Asians to get there to be a fix on the new Mandarin.
Unfortunately... after several hundered thousand years of living alongside the straights... we don't even have a shred of that clout to this day. United... as a near entire world of educated countries... the straights of Earth still kill us and ban our associations globally. Because they listen to instinct.. and not reason. War.. and not peace.
For no other better stated ever once in all of history..... than only the whims of their aesthetics... lied over with unsubstantiated fears.
We need real fixes. Fixes that others always see for themselves quite very clearly... but then still have difficulty trying to see for the ones in their very own communities... still assumed to be so "weak" and "womanly" in character that they still to this day... do not need the same caliber of media heroes given to their peers.
And that way to everything after that as well.
If it weren't for the weakness assumed to be in gay men because of their believed "feminity"... lesbians may very have had a different history entirely.
And it is again why the educated and elite... can try their very best, brainstorm with all their skill, art with all their arty....
and give the gays this hero...
Those at Marvel at one time reached a level of visionary social genius.. recognizing that if history never provided a location equal to what was needed by our civilization... fiction actually could.
And they knew exactly the effect they wanted when they created and shouted out the line..... "Wakanda Forever!"
Can a country act like a hero?
And who are those that would actually need new one to look to... as just their own with a sense of equal worth?
This is the level insight and vision needed to fix our broken world.
Instead the gays again were never spared even a shred of this intelligence...
We were not given the King we need.
Instead we were given a tool.... for others.
Not a thing any of us should aspire to be....
To conclude this analysis....
...gay men... when you feel awkward about your sexuality towards more dominant men than yourself....you can easily take solace by viewing the movie The Eternals in a different light.
The penultimate scene of the movie... takes place between an 11 year old eternally ageless girl and an adult man... where the child was secretly enamored with an older male hero the whole time.
The scene title can be described as.... "In my defense.... she started it at 0."
And it has been transcribed through a biological lens, and an economic lens... until it sits it front of millions... as a scene of transcendental beauty... from which it did not originate.
Unfortunately many of our favorite stories have such dark biological origins.
And as a gay... forced outside of these stories by fate or by fortune... to look on what you all deem "art" and what you all deem "aberration" ....
... one has to has to wonder... whom holds the clearest lens.