The Visitor turned to the two security clones who had been following them throughout the tour.
"You two! Attend! I want the General arrested and incarcerated immediately. As his superior I outrank him and as you are programmed to obey the chain of command without question I expect full obedience. Now get on with it!
Nothing happened.
"I said, IMMEDIATELY" shouted the Visitor as the two goons looked at him blankly.
Still nothing happened.
"Weeelllllll" said the General, "It kinda looks like we got ourselves a lil' ol' problem here. Ya see when the cloney boys were programmed. I sorta put myself at the head of that there chain o' command you seem so keen on."
"But, but, that is outrageous!!!" spluttered the Visitor.
"Now don't y'all go fussin' yersel'" smiled the General "Ah got a real good idea here. BOYS! Take our honor'd guest along to the end room. Y'all know the one ah mean"
The two goons immediately sprung into action. Taking an arm each they frog march the Visitor out of the room and along the corridor.
"STOP! I'M TELLING YOU TO STOP! I AM YOUR SUPERIOR! UNHAND ME AT ONCE YOU DISGRACEFUL RUFFIANS!"
Needless to say, they didn't....
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