Stripping the dumb bozo soon showed the reason for the smile. A hard-on the likes of which a large donkey would be proud of! Must have been a little something 'extra' in that spray. I guess it would be difficult for a ciminal to fight back with a third 'leg' like that.

Anyway, time to go. I left the three of them all lying face down on the bed, nicely stripped and handcuffed with their nightsticks inserted artistically into their poop chutes. Wait until their pals see that.

I also collected all their spray cans and the contents of their wallets for the journey, plus their badges for souvenirs.

Who knows what state I shall end up in now, but it'll be hard to find one which is as much fun as this one was.