Joe pulled out his handcuffs and hauled the kids arms behind his back. "OK, that's enough. Trying to bribe a cop is a serious offence. Your pa ain't gonna buy you out of this one easily!"

"But Officer, I'm just trying to be friendly" said the kid smiling. "Hey! Those cuffs hurt, hehe. Make 'em tighter would ya?"

"This kid is a serious pain in the butt" thought Joe, resisting the urge to smack the kids smug face through the window.