By Telemachus & Bullneck

Meet BJ Tank, a senior in the Cadet Corps of the local Agricultural and Mechanical University, known as the 'Aggies'.

A homespun, big-butted, bulging, blond, booted, bubba of the South, not the brightest cadet on campus, but he does know how to follow orders.

When Tank received an order to make an appointment to go see the college Doc he was kinda confused. He had had his regular physical two weeks back. The Doc had said he was A1, apart from being overweight. But when you are downing a sixpack every chance you can get then what does he expect? And eating endless mega-large burgers made from the states very own prize beef cattle was just goddam patriotic!

But an order is an order.