Phoenix

"You will not be able to free yourself, Phoenix," laughs the masked villain. "These bonds were designed to hold even one as strong as you."  Dr. Morpheus walks behind Phoenix and begins to feel the young man's muscle through his spandex costume.  Phoenix slowly fondles the superhero's shoulders, working his way down each arm, pausing to admire the champion's bulging biceps.  "Very impressive, Phoenix," says Dr. Morpheus lustfully.

"Get your hands off me!" yells the bound hunk who continues to thrash at his restraints.

Without warning, Dr. Morpheus punches Phoenix in his kidneys.

"Ugh!" chokes out the startled hero who gasps for breath.